Caption buttons, a tab strip, and a fake desktop behind it. The interactive shell moved out of the page and into its own tab, and "+" opens another one — a real second session, knowing exactly as little as the first. Tab two finally opens the blog draft. It turns out it was never empty; it has been sitting in an unresolved merge conflict since 2024.

Nginx proxies to a small Python service backed by SQLite, deduped by IP so refresh-spamming doesn't inflate it. First genuinely functional thing on this entire page. Concerning precedent.

A guestbook nobody will read, a right-click menu, a "delete everything" button that deletes nothing, a progress bar that lies, a blog preview that never loads, a status page for problems that aren't being fixed, and pagination to a page that doesn't exist.

This is that changelog. You're reading it right now.

Everything on the page now wobbles slightly when you press it. Filed internally as "a redesign."

It used to just count into negative days forever. So did my motivation to fix it, for a while.

Also added light mode, for the two people who'll use it un-ironically.

It is disabled. It has been disabled since this line was written. It will likely stay that way.

Replaced it with the exact same color as a CSS custom property. Net progress: emotionally significant, functionally zero.

Reason: unclear, even to me. Vibes: immaculate.

Narrator: he did not.

Patience. Low expectations. Any browser released after 2019. One (1) sense of humor — not included, sold separately, non-refundable.